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A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.
Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.
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(bro-tam) noun; An official notice to other bros of a bro's relationship status(or more likely, relationships) whose purpose is to avoid awkward , embarrassing and potentially expensive unauthorized release of need to know information to the bro's significant other(s)
Hey bro, did you get the BROTAM about Dave's side hide being in town?
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.
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The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)
1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.
2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...
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1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.
2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.
2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
Verb. To throw a chair (at someone).
In his more atrabilious moods, Sidewinder would attempt to cathedrate those around him.
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