Domed

The act of placing a cupped hand over the anus whilst farting, thus echoing and amplifying the noise.

"Mate, what was that fart?"
"I domed it."

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Penis Burger

The art of folding your penis to resemble a burger. Achieved by folding the cock between the balls and under to the backside of the ball sack, gripping to hold in place and rotating 90 degrees. Relish, cheese or sauce can be added as desired.

Girl "I fancy a burger"
Boy "I got this penis burger you can have"
*gets out penis burger*

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E-dating

What you do, when you know you fail in real life. Dating someone you met online in a game or something else.

John,"Dude I met this girl online and we're dating". Jimmy,"Wow e-dating? You really do fail!"

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Lemar Dick

A semi or exactly half an erection.

Named after a UK pop song "Fifty Fifty" by Lemar.

"I just saw a bit of side boob, gave me instant Lemar dick."

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Supermarket Dick

The awkward semi you get in the supermarket when faced with the tedium of going grocery shopping.

The wife made me go grocery shopping with her yesterday. As soon as we got there I had full on supermarket dick.

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