Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.

Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.

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Blasting Ass

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#1
Someone playing loud music so no one else around can hear each other
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#2
Loud music in general.
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EXAMPLE: 1
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*Walking Past Loud Music*
Dave: Don't you think the music is too loud?
Jonny: What did you say?!
*Walk Away From The Music*
Dave: they're really Blasting Ass
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EXAMPLE: 2
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Robert: Did you get any sleep last night?
Danny: Sadly no.
Robert: How come?
Danny: Well my neighbor were Blasting Ass all night.
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