Coffin varnish

Alcohol, especially moonshine

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.

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Drain cock

1. A tap or valve used to draw off water (or other liquid) from the lowest part of a tank, boiler etc.
2. Someone who happily services your instrument, sloot.

Sometimes when the pressure builds up a man needs his trusty drain cock to relieve it. Services greatly appreciated.

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