feeming

also spelled "feemin'". an intense craving for a drug (most commonly marijuana) when none is available. see also jonesin.

"It's dry right now, and we are all totally feeming".

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for tobacco use only

The disclaimer placed on drug paraphernalia in smoke shops and novelty stores to make the sale of items obviously intended for substance abuse legal to sell.

"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>

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spim

An online advertising solicitation sent via an Instant Messenger program, usually containing a link to a website featuring services such as pornography, credit repair, or prescription drug sales. Like spam, these communications are often sent under the guise of being a message from a friend. The links enclosed may also be used to spread viruses.

Come check out my hot new webcam! My sorority sisters and I are about to take a shower together! <click here>

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splog

A unwanted post placed on a blog that is used for soliciting purposes. Like spam, spim, spat, and spobile, these messages contain links to websites featuring the usual array of forcibly advertised online services, such as pornography, credit repair, and prescription drug sales. The messages may be made to appear as a comment from an interested reader, stating that the posted link is to a webpage relevant to the current discussion, or an invitation to view the spolgger's own personal blog.

Wow, I totally agree with you. <Click here> to check out my blog.

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cell yell

The result of a person feeling that they need to drastically raise their voice in order to be heard on their mobile phone. Offenders of cell yell are oblivious to the fact that this is not necessary, and are often an extreme nuisance to everyone around them.

We had a hard time enjoying our meal at the restaurant, due to the cell yell of the woman at the next table.

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splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

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bi-level

noun. a haircut that is short in the front and long in the back - see mullet.

We saw many bi-levels at the State Fair.

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