mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

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thick neck

a black man who has a strong jaw, Wide masculine forehead, rough but well kept hands, and well-defined body.

He's WHITE...he ain't no thick neck. I'm not interested.
see also: Morris Chestnut, Common, Jaheim.

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meat

animal flesh consumed by the ignorant masses.

"I am a person with unclogged arteries because I have never eaten meat."

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outhouse

something that is very backwoods and out of civilization. Something that should be gone since we live in modern world.

You still have pager? that is so outhouse!

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