awanke

When you half wake up and find that you're gently masturbating (wanking)

"I'm not sure if she caught me, I was just kind of awanke."

"I awonke this morning to the sound of beautiful music"

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phone n bone

Another word for booty call. Casual sex facilitated by telecommunication.

"I wouldn't say Pablo and I are seeing each other, he's just a phone n bone."

"I'm drunk and horny... who can I phone n bone?"

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decox

When a woman (or man) has copped an enormous amount of dick and undertakes a self-imposed period of time, completely free of penis.

My god, I can barely walk, I am totally going on decox.

He wanted to meet up on Saturday night but I was like no way, I need to decox.

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Neapolitan

When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.

Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.

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