Robot

a total cutie

Person 1: Damn Robot is really cute isn't he
Person 2: PLEASE LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT ITS BEEN 5 DAYS

Mudad

A total cutie, yes I am a simp.

Person 1 (aka me): damn mudad is so hot
Person 2: OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

April 28th

National 'Kiss your friends' day!

Friend 1: "Hey dude lets kiss."
Friend 2: "What?? No!"
Friend 1: "But its April 28th!"
Friend 2: "Oh, okay."