Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

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Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy