Skeptimistic

A state of being skeptical and pessimistic about anything relating to llamas or your mom.

Jimmy: I was skeptimistic about bangin' your mom last night.
Chaz: YOU BITCH!!
Jimmy: I rode her like a llama, it was pleasant.

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Ninjedurai

A word used to describe the combination of badassness including Ninja, Jedi, and Samurai.

I'm the ninjedurai of Pokemon.

Vluna

An unsightly female body part. Usually associated with body parts below the waist. Originated from a mispronunciation of someones name.

Ouch! You're bruising my vluna.