Self-Enthusiasm

When you make fun of or hate someone's features, race, intelligences, weight, or etc. that you ironically have or resemble.

(Your watching a show with a fat person on it and Person 1 is actually fatter)
Person 1: "Haha, fat people are so disgusting!"
Person 2: "But your fat."
Person 1: "Yeah but it gives me Self-Enthusiasm."

Person 2: "That's sad..."
Person 1: (Silence)

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Tipslip

v. To accidentally receive poop on the tip of your wiping hand's finger(s).

Bob: Dude did you pick shit up!?
Joe: Nah.. I just had a Tipslip
Bob: Oh...

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Secretly Stupid

When someone who you don't have classes, talks or acts stupid outside of school but says, "I have better grammar in class."

Person 1: "We should go to the beach."
Person 2: "For we get darker? Nah."
Person 1: "It's SO not FOR."
Person 2: "Yeah, I talk stupid out of school, cause it really doesn't matter.
Person 1: (Thinking) Yeah sure, your just Secretly Stupid.

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Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

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