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Stony Brook is the name of a town, not just a SUNY school. It's a damn nice town, and you wish you had the cash flow to live there, but you don't.
RA the Rugged Man reps Stony Brook
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Stands for SCCC, or Suffolk County Community College. It's the place that stupid mother fuckers on Long Island go to start "college"; they rarely finish and when they do, they take their associate's degree with them to work at Wendy's Drive Through.
Guy: Nice to meet, you Krystal. What do you do for a living?
Girl: Nothing, I go to S triple C during the day and wash hair in a Salon at night.
Guy: Please stop talking and get in my Camaro. Can I give you a Cleveland Steamer?
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Obviously, urbandictionary.com is filled with a bunch of morons from Boston. Wow, fantastic, you finally won the world series after 86 years of pathetic attempts. The Yankees still have 5 times the amount of World Series Titles and Pennants than the Red Sox.
Now that the Sox have won just one silly World Series, you can no longer claim to be the sad bunch of losers you were before. This gives the rest of the nation nothing to empathize with, therefore banishing your team forever to mediocrity. I guarantee in 86 years, my grandkids will proudly be shouting "Two thousand four!" at games since you stupid fucks won't ever be able to do it again.
It's just too bad St. Louis didn't show up to the series, they were clearly a better team than you lucky bunch of ugly bastards.
Oh, and one more thing, no one likes Boston because the chicks there are just so friggin' ugly and your nightlife sucks too. I should know, I lived in that shithole for four years.
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Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
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After ejaculation, the woman decides to gulp it down, unlike my stupid exgirlfriend.
I told that bitch to swallow my babies.
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A tricky sex act. Basically, the male will reverse-titty-fuck his partner (while the woman is on her back, the male straddles the female, facing her feet, and places his penis in between her breasts) while defacting in her open mouth. It is similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, except with the addition of a hot lunch. Like many sex acts, this one is named for another great city in Ohio.
As an added bonus, the Sandusky Refried Special is accomplished if the man has a bad case of diarrhea.
I thought I'd done it all, until she asked me to give her the Sandusky Special.
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