Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

Twitter Five

An act of response when two or more people agree on something, specifically in the Twitterverse.

Me: I love to fish.

Friend: Me too!!

Me: Twitter five!!

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

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¡Ay Chalupa!

An expression of deep surprise, frustration or contempt.

¡Ay Chalupa! What the hell were you thinking?