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Another name for the Beef Curtains.
"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".
A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.
Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.
An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.
Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.