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When a woman queefs and farts at the same time.
"My jeans are giving me camel toe, so every time I go to fart, I ended up doing a split rail."
"Between that big, black cock and Mexican food last night, it's been a split-railin' kinda day."
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When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.
"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."
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When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.
Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.
Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.
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"Tonight I'm taking Sheila out to dinner. If all goes well, she'll be eating my population pudding for dessert!"
"Bob is so hot...I wouldn't mind tastin' his population puddin'"!
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