Necrophilia

Some creepy fucking thing where some deusch of a human being screws some dead person. Generally done by guys cuz it's kinda hard for a chick to get it on with someone who's dead and not cooperating... but there is the whole rigamortis thing...

Annie: What's necrophilia Mr. Mister?
Mr. Mister: Well.. um... Annie, I don't want to go into this with you...
Annie: Please Mr. Mister. I can handle it *unreassuring thumbs up*
Mr. Mister: Uhhh... someone who loves dead people dear.
Annie: *sound of crickets in the background* huh?
Chloe: You heard the man. Someone who LOVES dead people *suggestive eyebrow waggling*
Annie: Wait... what? Mr. Mister... Do they do... sexual... things with them?
Chloe: *bangs head into desk*
Mr. Mister: Yes Annie. Yes they do.
Annie: Like, OMG!
Mr. Mister: OK. Back to the actual topic at hand-
Annie: Wait! Do these people like live together in cults?
Chloe: *Do you retards live in a cult to keep yourselves out of the gene-pool?*
Mr. Mister: No... They do this on their own...
Annie: Ooooooh... Who are they? Do they dig up graves?
Sophie: No. They're usually psychopaths that murder people and then *ahem* with the dead bodies.
Annie: O__o
Chloe: Sometimes they work at morgues.
Annie: What? 0_0
Chloe: At morgues. Ya know... granny dies... the morgue guy gets her... sometimes with very different intents in mind then regular society.
Annie: WAAAAH!
Mr. Mister: OKAY THEN. New subject
Annie: *sniffles*

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