Pulling a houdini

When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan

RUNNNN FLEE TO MARS HES PULLING A HOUDINI