metalgasm

An orgasm derived from listening to music of the metal genre. Usually occurs during screaming/growling parts of a song and will result in goosebumps and a smile.

Girl: Have you ever listened to Otep?
Boy: No, why are they awesome?
Girl: Awesome...yeah...so awesome I got a metalgasm the first time I listened to them.
Boy: ...
Girl: It was almost better than a real orgasm.
Boy: Wait...What?

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banana cheese

Slang term for sperm.

I got banana cheese in my eye and it burns so bad!

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badoinkadoink

the act of having sex.

I am so going to badoinkadoink my boyfriend tonight...he he he...

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twassle

The string of a tampon that hangs out of a vagina while in use. Combination of the words twat and tassle...aka twassle.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that hot stripper.
Guy 2: Aw gross her twassle is hanging out.
Guy 1: Eww...

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