Abbey Park

A place of fun and jolly ness

The Abbey Park can be found in the heart of Leicester, and is a beautiful place to spend a few hours, or even a whole day relaxing whislt being stared at by a bunch of drunk goths emos skaters or stalked.

You can find plenty to do here, including looking around the Chinese Garden littered with vodka bottels walking around the lake or watching a random person piss in a hedge while you picnic on the grass.

One of the wonderful attractions at the park is the boating lake. You can hire a pedalo, or small boat, and spend some time quietly cruising along the vomit polluted water watching life go by.Or watch a random person dive face first into the water and be attacked by rabid geese.

The Abbey Park is a wonderful place to visit if you happen to be in Leicester. Other places that may atrract you are the clocktower and suicide alley.

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