Soft Foodle

When your hitting it from the back and your dick gets floppy.

Dude #1: Hey bro how did it go with your bae last night.
Dude #2: I got a soft foodle half way through.

3👍 2👎

Socka Suity

Your very first pack of condoms that your mom buys for you.

Mom: Here you go son.
Son: What is it.
Mom: It's your first Socka Suity.
Son: Ew gross.

5👍 1👎

Chugart

When your at the bar drinking whiskey and you fart and the whole bar can smell it.

Guy #1: Dude how was it at the bar last night?
Guy #2: I had a really big chugart and everyone felt it.

4👍 1👎

Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show

Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show

7👍 13👎

McDonalds Drive-Thru

That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.

McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order.
Customer: uh thanks sir.
McDouch: Your welcome mam.
(In Private)
Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru
(Customer goes inside)
Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go.
McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks.
Customer: Ugh ok here.
McDouch: Thanks mam.

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