Faggotry

A noun used to call something faggy. Used when wanting to sound like you're speaking Olde English and slang at the same time. Often followed by the use of shut up.

Example 1:

Person 1: Homework on Christmas? What is this faggotry?

Person 2: Shut up...

Example 2:

Person 1: Yo man they closed down the mall...

Person 2: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH FAGGOTRY?

Person 3: Shut up...

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Clothes

The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.

Man: Yo man clothes are useless!

Woman: I already took mine off!

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