Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

cunstos

shortened from the word 'cunstable' to reffer to an officer of the law or a policeman. the cunsto or cunstos are just the pigs.

guy: "ah shit bro, the cunstos. hide the pot"

other guy: "cher there buvva"

Er

Slang for “ok” or “yes”

To be used in response to one’s question or statement

Similar to other terms of its liking such as ‘chur’, ‘chert’ and ‘ert’

Question-

1: “are you coming over mate?”
2: “er”

Statement-

1- “I’ll be round your house in a sec”
2- “er”

carving up

the action of having a more than decent/ good amount of eliminations or a streak of kills in cod or some other fps. also could be known as 'racking up bodies'.

to carve up, you are good at what your playing and you have experience with mass genocide.

player/teammate: "yo what the fuck chris, you carving up my g"

'chris' who is carving up: "thanks nigga"

or

player who is carving up: "cuz, im carving/carving up"

teammate: "you have 3 kills bitchass"

chert

slang for 'ok' or 'nice'.

used to reply to a person after they propose a statement, fact or question

guy 1: "whats the go for tommorow?"
guy 2: "reckon we go fishing or something of the sort"
guy 1: "Chert, seeya then"

spuun

A Spuun is that thing. That thing you didn’t know how to explain or didn’t need to know

Fuck spuun