vip lane

A driving term used when describing the opposite side of the road or the sidewalk. The VIP lane is used only when traffic is slow as balls. This lane is widely used in video games such as Grand Theft Auto and Burnout.

Traffic was hairy, so Derek decided to use the VIP lane to save time.

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vip driving

Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.

Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.

vip parking

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.

Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.

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