Buffy

docile male “power bottom” twink running from friends in shorty shorts who eventually catch him and strip him naked—only to set him loose in the streets the night before he is to leave on international trip where he serves as nanny and wet nurse for dudes who are just as confused as the Reader.

Is that Buffy running down Sheffield Naked? Sweet!

Buffy

noun: (1)docile, power bottom twink fmr cross country runner w sweet pace shorty shorts; (2) noun: painful embarrassing ritual where a non-alpha “ male” is stripped naked and beaten with sticks by his friends —until he is forced to hide naked from “12”—-immediately before traveling overseas to work as a nanny or something totally femmy along those lines.

Is that Buffy running naked into the bushes on Sheffield Ave? Dude has zero muscle tone.