Muligan and Lafayette: We? Fought with him
John Laurnes: Me? I died for him.
George Washington: Me? I trusted him.
Angelica Schuyler, Eliza Hamilton, and Maria Reynolds: Me? I loved him.
Aaron Burrow: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him.
When you are told to Go commit death yourself then you will die instantly.
Bob: Go commit deathpacito *dabs*
Jeffery: Go commit death yourself.
Bob: *dies*
Jeffery *dies*
The best musical in the history of musicals. If someone tries to say otherwise, they must be killed by law.
Tom: Hamilton is not a good musical
Jerry: *stabs tom 58 times in the chest*
A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
When you see something relateable and you have to say something about it
Person: *Falls down a staircase*
Everybody else at the retirement home: "Mood."
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