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When someone travels back in time and accidentally fucks his/her ancestor.
"A guy named Marty McShuffle travels to colonial america and sleeps with a prostitute.
Marty: Man, who could ever knew that colonial women were so easy get laid with.
Prostitute: Marty, do you want to know my name?
Marty: Sure
Prostitute: My name is Jane McShuffle.
Marty: OMG! I just fucked my great-great-great grandma! I am now an incestor!
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A dumb app that apparently lets people let out their deep secrets to the internet while anonymous. It really isn't that useful as apparently it is used by people who are rather disturbing or had disturbing experiences that normally these people wouldn't share with their friends, family, or anything in public that can get you identified. It is used more for circlejerking to folks who have a ultra dramatic life or conforms to a teenagers fantasy nightmare. Overall it is a crap site that serves no purpose.
Whisper User: Oh i am gonna type on whisper that I was once molested by my uncle when i was five and that normally i wouldn't share this to anyone i know but i will post this on whisper!
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A pretty funny term to use by "rebellious" people who think they're martyrs who stand against the so-called establishment (i.e. successful people. people with common sense, people who are good at things) such as the establishment for successful corporations, people who advocate for chastity and safe-sex, people who are open minded and are just following the norms of society. Then there is the "rebellious" youth who think that there's everything wrong with society because mainstream society doesn't agree with their bullshit views. They embrace rock n roll and che guevara shirts, and they embrace sexual promiscuity and disrespecting elders. The funny thing is that these fools actually do this stuff because they want to be the establishment who want to force their way of things to others. Eventually the "rebellious" youth grew older and soon they find the next generation of youth to be rebellious to the values they had when they were young. There is no true "Anti-Establishment", everyone wants to be the establishment. To quote a famous song "Everyone wants to rule the world"
Rock and Roll Larry: Dude, I hate how society is too comforting and prudish, we should rebel and embrace our rock and roll!
Normal Dave: No thanks, I don't want to conform to your anti-establishment bullcrap that is creating more problems than solving things, also you want to THE establishment yourself. You just want to force your things into other people's throats that do not fit your shitty worldview.
Rock and Roll Larry: Shut up man! If you don't want to join us, then you're not cool.
Normal Dave: You've just proved my point by being hostile to my differing views and threatening to ostracize me for not jumping in your bandwagon. I'll never be part of your establishment!
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A mindless cesspool of people doing circlejerk memes and topics like r/politics or r/atheism and many people make rather unfunny memes or jokes that are only funny if you have a low IQ. The community is toxic and there has been rising tensions for the political subreddits and honestly it is not an intellectual safe haven, it is like a neutered 4chan and will drive you crazy over the stupidity of reddit users and their stupid threads.
Reddit user 1: Haha Donald Trump is a wacko!
Reddit user 2: Nuh uh, crooked hillary is!
Reddit user 3: religion is for dumb dumbs
Reddit user 4: atheist are pretentious cunts
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A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.
A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
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A rather unfunny show that has a vocal and rabid fanbase who proclaim that this show is the ultimate Godsend in western animation. They claim the show's touch on subjects like social, political, and cultural issues in their satire and how crude and crass the humor can be is like the pinnacle of comedy and adult animation.
When in reality it is just a show with 10-year-old kids cussing and using potty humor (i.e. sapient turd) and using wacky ideas for their form of "humor". The show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone admittingly do have so ingenious ways of telling jokes (i.e. Book of Mormon) and the first few seasons of SP did have surprisingly deep topics in the late 90s and early 2000s, the last 5 seasons in this decade have become a shadow of its former self. And this is coming from a former hardcore fan who religiously watched seasons 1-17.
I've come to realize that some of the humor hasn't aged well because let's be honest, children cussing and using toilet humor is something for virgin 14-year-old edgelords who think they are all cool and shit. It is no longer a shocking and revolutionary thing anymore. I've also noticed that moral guardians and public officials don't freak out over it as they used to in the late 90s, the public has grown used to SP's shenanigans that you've realized that the show's only legacy is the amount of shock and controversy it had in its heyday rather than the show's own merit (if they had one, to begin with).
A typical South Park episode:
Kyle: I love swiss cheese
Cartman: STFU you filthy jew! Jews can't like swiss cheese!
Kenny: Mrrrbbflffkflkdlfkfld
Stan: I am the main character of the show and I don't know what to say in this situation. Oh well, fuck shit cunt tits fart shit mcnuggets!
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A youtuber and tiktok influencer who is famous for doing short videos on celebrity gossip and doing random polls about politics, lifestyles, and culture. He appears informative discussing any random news or facts about a celebrity.
But in reality, he is basically a youtube version of TMZ or any tabloid media organization that relies on (a bit non-toxic) celebrity gossip to gain views. He shows some forms of narcissism and pretentiousness.
Charles Peralo is famous for doing youtube shorts on celebrity news or random facts.
But in reality, he is a youtube version of any tabloid show or magazine. Though he uses facts rather than rumors or false information
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