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foodtard

foodtard: Someone who doesn't know anything about fine cuisine or is scared of trying new food.

I took my friend with a high school education to a fancy restaurant but they couldn't order anything on the menu because they didn't know what anything was. They were a foodtard

by Deadmoneyps August 2, 2017


Themroid

While we are complaining about thr patriarchy, why is a hemroid? A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I had trouble taking a dump. Now I have themroids. I just had a baby, now I have themroids.

by Deadmoneyps November 25, 2021


Themroids

While we beat down on the patriarchy let's keep going. A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I just had a baby and got Themroids, I have trouble pooping and now I have Themroids.

by Deadmoneyps November 25, 2021


Themroids

While we beat down the patriarchy, let's continue with...A Themroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a Themroid, buy a Themroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

I had a baby and got Themroids, I have potty problems and got Themroids.

by Deadmoneyps November 25, 2021


calorie shaming

Calories shaming is someone fit or in shape, point out to you that you shouldn't eat something based on the number of calories that are in the food or drink. Don't get a large drink, it has 350 calories, get a medium, it has 250. You just had breakfast, you don't need the extra calories.

don't order a double cheeseburger, you don't need the calories. Quit calorie shaming me. Mom's and frienemies are the worst at calorie shaming

by Deadmoneyps August 23, 2022


boxaholic

Someone who drinks and gets drunk from box wine.

Mike is divorced and had become a boxaholic. It's all he can afford these days. J
I hate that it's all he brings for dinner

by Deadmoneyps March 15, 2022


coronaque

A Coronaque is... during the pandemic, people get together for a barbeque and taking the chance of getting Corona virus.

Why would we go to that barbeque? Fred just came back from NY and Seattle. Sounds more like a coronaque.

by Deadmoneyps May 30, 2020