shit on steroids

Diarrhea or the runs.

(After listening sympathetically to a friend doubled over and complaining of diarrhea) I'm sorry! That really sounds like shit on steroids!

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Spoogeyman

A lesbian's version of the boogeyman in the closet.

(One lesbian roommate says good night to another lesbian) Good night! Don't let the spoogeyman get you!

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nackermichi

Cheap, poor-quality, and unreliable stereo equipment; the complete opposite of Nakamichi-quality stereo equipment.

I just lost another XYZ amplifier this afternoon! That's the third one this year! Nackermichis!!!

A.B.S.

Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.

"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."

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Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.

Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.

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Swine whiner

A person who panics during epidemics or pandemics. Thinking and judgment is usually suspended, resulting in spontaneous reactions rather than proactive actions.

(Sigh) when will these swine whiners learn to keep their bodies clean on the inside so they don't get sick in the first place?

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"