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The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.
(After listening sympathetically to a friend doubled over and complaining of diarrhea) I'm sorry! That really sounds like shit on steroids!
A lesbian's version of the boogeyman in the closet.
(One lesbian roommate says good night to another lesbian) Good night! Don't let the spoogeyman get you!
A tricked out, modified British vehicle, usually an overland vehicle (similar in concept to a rice burner - tricked out, modified Asian car), but with one possible difference (not always true). Usually, someone with money would spend the money on modifying such vehicles, whereas younger people will trick out their Asian cars any way they can afford. This can be applied to SUVs in general.
I don't believe this... Look at this! Look at this biscuit burner going by. You sure can't take that Range Rover anywhere off-road!
A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.
After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"
Ass Bleed Syndrome. It results from one of two conditions. One result is from defecating too big a turd. The other results when politicians and crooked salespeople try to ream you a new one.
"I'm really concerned that after the election, the banking system will be bailed out, and the taxpayers will end up with A.B.S."
Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.
Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.