Everyone

Everyone on Instagram that posts how they're the coolest and the dopest and the kindest and the hottest and hostess of the mostest.

Dude have you seen how EVERYONE is amazing and their only flaw is their follower to following ratio coupled with likes to pictures ratio??

Demi

She'll boot scootin' boogie with you assuming you're a decent human being. She never toots and she's true to her roots. Her laugh is infectious and her snoring is rhythmic. Can probably outdo you at darts and pool. While she can hang with the best of them at the watering trough, her daytime job as a prosecutor ensures that she's eating like Diane Keaton.

Guy1: Did you invite Demi to darts?
Guy2: Does a one legged duck swim in circles??