Slick

A sleek, sassy sumbitch who slides skin with the park kids and slides in with the park ladies. He’s a man who chases his whiskey with beer and is the furthest thing from queer. He also refers to anyone else as slick, but knows he holds the title.

“Slide me some skin slick!”
“Damn slick, one second you was pumpin her squish kitten, the next you were thumpin her shit mitten.”