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she is a queen who is always under pressure. Her mom (meghan trainor) was giving birth to her and her sister (deakythediscobean or marii) when she realised her life was all about the bass, not these children. she gave them away for adoption were they got adopted by david bowie. they had a nice time, before they found out they were adopted. their mum died of heart cancer two weeks after they found out. emma and marii went on to be rock legends and played at queen&AL during the 2029 tour. queen.under.pressure found out she was actually a baked bean and then got shoved in an oven and was eaten alive. after this marii commited toaster bath and they met in a new life were emma became brian may and marii became john deacon. the end.
omg hi queen.under.pressure. i heard u were pressured during ur sats
the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.
potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE
do not call arran this. there is a difference.
arron will b pissed if u call him arran. arran wont mind if u call him arron. arran is better.
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when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread
emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR
*R/IDEEP IN THE GOBLIN CITY WERE 2 VEGGIES, MARII AND EMMA. THEY PRAYED TO BRISUS AND THE MAJESTIC OOF OAK TREE. THEIR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED BY BRISUS AND LEGEND HAS IT THE OOF OAK IS STILL THERE.
broski- T-THATS THE ALMIGHTY OOF OAK-