slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

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Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

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Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

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manpal

Another word for boyfriend.

"Are you that chic's boyfriend?"
"I prefer the term 'manpal'"

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Pij

A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.

You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?

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pieface

To take ones hand and push another person's face.

An open hand, covering another perons face like you threw a pie at them.

Mark was being a jerk, so I piefaced him and he fell to his knees.

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Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).

I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.

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