When your friend Bradon flinches every time in 2 for flinching
Carlie: Bradon is the wimpiest person ever
Me: yeah he is a Britch
3👍 4👎
When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but youâre trying to be polite
Bradon: My girlfriend wonât ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge
When your guy friend is being a hore commonly confused with whore(woman hore)
Bradon: Iâm gonna go hang out with Carlie
Me: Donât be a mhore
2👍 1👎
When you grab another mans moobs and squeeze ever so slightly while yelling Miilk!
Me: Hey Bradon, do you know what goes good with Cereal
*reaches up to grab his moob*
Me: MIILK!
When your straight Asian friend named Ethan is also secretly a gay Terrorist, you correct their name to Ethab
Ethan: Sup Brosif
Me: *sings* Ethab the Terrorist, he blows this, he blows that *sings*
3👍 3👎
When a girl wonât ask your friend to a Sadieâs Dance
Me: Have you asked Bradon to the Sadieâs dance yet
Carlie: No not yet
Me: Dammit Carl
1👍 1👎