UNC

Trashy school full of north carolina rednecks and wannabe frat douchebags. Large population of STD infested women and crustached males. The students of this university can never cease to make fun of Duke University, because they are jealous of Duke students' good looks, personalities, and intelligence. School color is nothing more than a washed out version of Duke's Royal Blue

Because Johnny was not good enough to attend Duke, he had to instead go to UNC, where he caught 3 forms of herpes in a matter of days.

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