detented

To have one's pants return to normal, after a hard-on has subsided

I couldn't leave work after surfing porn sites for an hour, until my pants were detented.

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migation

Any group of gay men flocking together, usually going from one bar to another

It was difficult to penetrate the migation leaving Roscoes and headed to Cocktail.

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jonline

Going online while using the john

Steph: "hey Tom, where you headed with your laptop?"
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".

distractive

One that is so attractive, that it can be distracting to others.

Sue is so distractive, I can't concentrate on my spreadsheet.

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nerveless

displaying no nervousness at all; totally stoic in the face of adversity; never rattled

Steffi Graf was perhaps the most nerveless female tennis palyer of all time.

edumate

To teach someone new sexual tricks, through experience.

Due to his lack of experiece, Tom needed Sheila to edumate him about the finer points of using his tongue

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poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

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