SRP

An abbreviation for “Sexual Role Play.” Used mostly by 40-year-old 300 pound nerds trying to imagine having sex with either an anime girl with massive jugs or, if they’re pretending to be a girl, trying to imagine them as a little girl getting cornholed by a big black man in the back room of Sears.

John: Hey wanna SRP
Suzie: Sure! Would you please tell me all your sexual desires so I can pretend that I’m real and totally not a 67 year old pedophile trying to find some wank material?

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Honda Civic

Without a doubt the shittiest car known to man.

Lynyrd: Hey is that a Honda Civic?
Skynyrd: Yeah man.

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