Subaru

One of the shittiest cars ever introduced into mankind makes good scrap metal tho

Guy 1: I got a Subaru
Guy 2: I didn’t know you had 2 vaginas

2👍 7👎

Chinse

When you are given less weed than u bought/asked for

Guy 1: I just bought 2 gs
Guy 2: that’s .5 bro
Guy 1: fuck that’s a fat chinse

5👍 2👎