Ploopee

When your bro acts like a girl-ass bitch.

"Bro, time for the gym, get your ass up, fuckin' Ploopee."
"Are you makin' Plop-Plops in your pants?"
"Ploop-Ass Ploppy."

3👍 7👎

Warmers

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

61👍 50👎