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the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.
Person 1: man, you were transmoglified last night.
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from
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boobs which face in the wrong direction. they take they form of a flat chested woman with massive shoulder blades, giving the impression her boobs face the wrong way.... girls find this insulting when said to them
man she has some freaky anti boobs
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the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves
oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc
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the fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you
you're sitting there... somewhere... perhaps in a building and across the road.... there's a duck.... watching you
THAT is anamatidae phobia.
as long as you only think it's happening.
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