Manthong

A Manthong is a metrosexual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches Oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. This is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.

John: "Dude, I saw your girl with Chet again."

Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?

john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"

Bob: "Agreed"

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Manthong

A Manthong is a metrosexual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches Oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. This is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.

John: "Dude, I saw your girl with Chet again."

Bob: "Were they getting their nails done?

john: "Probably, Chet is such a Manthong"

Bob: "Agreed"

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Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

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