fight you in the western lunchbox

To kick someone with steel-toed boots in the right testicle

I've got balls of steel

Oh yeah?lets see! Lemme fight you in the western lunchbox!
Hell no! That shit hurts!

Puffin Back on a Twanger

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.

“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”