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When a man cums in his partner's anus.
I'm so glad he used a condom last night during sex because if he hadn't there would have been so much caboose juice!!
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A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
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The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.
Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.
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When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.
I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.
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When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.
I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.
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The act of smearing a dingleberry on a person's forehead, inbetween their eyebrows, after giving them a Louisiana Teabag.
Did you see that Hillbilly Bindi on Ronda? Someone gave her a mean Lousiana Teabag!
When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
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