eye condum

another word for contact lens

MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.

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clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas

"oh shit clifford crapped!"

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