wasticated

The level of high where you feel like you've snorted cocaine, without having to be awake for 3 days.

I'm so wasticated that I want to tell you my life story.

Cat Hoe

When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.

I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE