Jordan

biggest simp you will ever meet. Probably has bought every girl in your area food and drove them places. Secretly homosexual or non-binary most of the time.

Nic: "where's Jordan?"
Joe: "Oh Jordan he's simping right now"
Everyone: "ya your right he's a simp"

Bielik

Orgins coming from plump white dwarfs in the highlands of Scotland. Extremely small and aggressive to non dwarfs life forms. Usually homosexual as well

"watch out for the Bielik's up north"