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Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.
Bro: You want a Coors Light?
Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.
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A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.
That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.
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Working out on a Sunday to improve your sexiness.
Today is Sunday Sexiness, man. We're goin' on a 17 mile run today. Just takin' it nice and slow. It's kinda a lighter day.
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Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating
I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.
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Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"
Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."
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