J.O.F.A.

Abreviation for Jacket Over Fat Ass.
Not to be confused with the hockey equipment worn by greats like Jaromir Jagar.

An abreviated form for jacket over fat ass that has worked its way into normal everyday use.
This term usually refers to women who are insecure about their fat asses and wear long jackets, mu-mus, ponchos, or any other ass concealing artical of clothing.
You all know a J.O.F.A., and many of you have had a drunken night or two banging the sweet jesus out of one.

Greg: Good lord Justin, check out that J.O.F.A.
Justin: Ya, I thought she was hot till she took off her jacket.
Greg: It's ok, 5 long island ice teas later and I could fuck her.
Justin: Make that 6 for me.

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Giner

Insult. Noun. To be used vs. males, and in ultra rare ocassions vs. manly women. For insults vs. women please see coose

The end all insult to basically defacate on a man's pride, manhood, and sense of self-worth. To be used in extreme cases when dickhead, asshole, and other common insults will not serve this particular person any humility or justice.

Gee whiz Justin, isn't Nate being a giner tonight.

Steph:Oh man, it's cold in here.
Rob:Oh, don't be a giner.

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Shumay

Ron Jeremy look-a-like coffee mogul with a proclivity for shagging skinny chicks (although any victim will do after seven or eight beers/11 p.m.) and a loud obnoxious laugh. Known to show up for "work" after 11 a.m. regardless of hang-over.

"Did you see that guy in the sailboat? I would love to shag him after I turn 17 and kick bulimia; he is a total Shumay!"

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Hilo

A small little backwater town on the water where fun must be found, not bought.

"Man, its like so totally borring in Hilo"

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Coose

noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore

Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?

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Sabo

The quintessential keyboard-tapping tapping goofball; guilty of rarely leaving the house due to his proclivity for chatting on-line and incessant masturbation. Given the modern nature of his being, he is frequently refered to as a "neotool."

That guy has bedsores on his ass because he never leaves his knee-chair and ergonomic keyboard for longer than it takes to eat a cold cheese sandwhich; what a Sabo.

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