Robby

Robby is a tall, smart, often biracial boy that has a lot of random talents that are useful as party tricks but not much more. Bad at math, this fake asian will always be there to answer your questions about, but not involving the use of math. A good-looking guy that judges people too hard on their music tastes, he will always be there with a yo-yo in his hand and kind words to distract from the mundaneness of human life.

"Wow, I wish we had a Robby here to entertain us during this code red here in our high school, he's so good at whispering jokes"