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One Direction

A band of closet(?) homosexual teens which was formed after they all met at an orgy and found out they could all moan in harmony when they simultaneously came in each other.

They are the reason the Apocalypse will be coming a few millenia earlier, owing to the legions of infuriated, sexually frustrated teens and pre-pubescent girls that will raze the Earth once a sextape of the band jerktape each other off goes viral.

Also, probably the only 'band' to have lip-synced at the Olympics.

Guy : Dude ! All the guys in your class were caught on tape at some gay orgy in an abandoned Prius with Dirty Mike and the boys !

Me : Looks like they've been One Directioned

by Dee Kernubler August 16, 2012

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