Countdown Girl - A female that looks good from a distance, but her appearance becomes progressively worse upon approach.
"I thought she was hot, but she ended up being a Countdown Girl."
"What do you mean a countdown girl?"
"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."
*Hysterical Laughter*
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